My Life as a Computer...

People are always picking on my kind.  You know, it would be nice if you humans tried to process instructions at 2.2 GHz and see how long you "stayed up" without rebooting or core dumps.  To make things worst, some jerk-off created something called "windows" -- like I know what a windows are!  Talk to me about threads, multiple CPUs, RAM, Hard Drives -- oh yes, don't get me started on hard drives!